Looks like he’s heading to Mordor to push the one ring off the table

Both parties have wanted something like this for years and the general public doesn’t give a fuck. All of these petitions get the response of “Nah fuck off lol” but this one has even less chance of going anywhere

That’s bad! Was that before or after they announced there were issues?

Guess I’ll just wait for my 8a to spontaneously combust in a couple of years

That’s nothing, someone hosted an unauthorised Smash Bros tournament and everyone at Nintendo died

2016: Twitter turns Tay into a Nazi so Microsoft tries to fix it

2025: Twitter stops Grok from being a Nazi so Elon tries to fix it

Back when the concept of a cat eating a cheeseburger was the pinnacle of comedy?