If he pronounced Spanish like his character in Inglorious Basterds spoke Italian, I’d buy it for that alone.

He originally wrote the Piña Colada song with “Humphrey Bogart” instead of “Piña Colada” in the chorus. What a close call.

He originally wrote the Piña Colada song with “Humphrey Bogart” instead of “Piña Colada” in the chorus. What a close call.