Ref making the announcement be like and fuck you especially, coach.

And people ask me why I’ve always hated the Eagles more than the Cowboys…

Call me crazy but I don’t think ejected security goon for ejected player is a fair trade.

Random cut to Miami at midfield…gee, I wonder what’s about to happen.

Please let this game end 2-0, please let this game end 2-0, please let this game end 2-0…

I was seriously just walking around my house trying to figure out what alarm was going off.

Is there seriously any potential new customer out there for any of these betting apps? Like someone hasn’t signed up after the first 1,000,000 ads but the 1,000,001st is gonna get them?

The sigh of disappointment from the announcer when Mac Jones throws it right to a linebacker.

Please don’t ever cut to the Giants offense again.

Foul on number 6.

Also, foul on number 6.