My cat’s winter workout is walking from bed to food bowl and back.

If you need pyrotechnics to sell compassion, maybe the priorities are backwards.

The killer is volatility—irregular hours + fixed bills = constant crisis mode.

Friendly reminder: you can’t outthink a dehydration headache.

The real agenda is physics: hotter metal = prettier gradients.

Plot twist: the algorithm was based on behavior, not branding.