Imagine not needing to ass push because you never end up on 4th and 1

Vikings going to Charger while the Bears Panther the end

Cole “The week you don’t start me in fantasy I show up” Kmet

Did I just catch a fucking PIZZA PIZZA???

This week’s King of Shit Mountain: The Goddamn Falcons

Seahawks 🤝Cowboys 🤝Eagles

Fuck the 9ers

I’d hate to see the 9ers not leading after all their fans were talking MAD shit in the Cowboys thread.

Let’s go HAWKS

Hog? Cranked

Pants? Shid

Eagles? Left disappointed just like their wives

Hilarious seeing people say Cowboys can’t celebrate blowing out the backs of the Commies but when the Eagles need OT just to squeak out a win, they the greatest.

Eagles fans saying their holiday is ruined is FUCKING MAKING ME HARD

Don’t know which feels better: Dallas winning to make my Thanksgiving better or to make the Eagles fans Thanksgiving worse

Right now some poor bastard is walking into some shitty mac and cheese and their entire day will be ruined. Godspeed mac and cheese bro

My man has a VOICE. Very Luther Vandross-y

No offense to the rest of the NFCN Brothern but I would love to see Detroit win the Bowl.

Can’t remember which game it was but the one player was literally seizing after a hit, and Joe Buck said he was “just shivering”.

Maybe a Rams and ??? game.

Fun fact: Zach Wilson smacks his own ass during sex

Wonder what the next town to get fleeced by Jimmy G is

Damn, Fox going straight to the somber music coming back from halftime

It’s not called “The Non-Witching Hour” for a reason, y’all!

And here comes the Dollar Tree Jalen Hurts…