A Superman endorsement of, “hey, it’s better than a mug of every deadly microbe,” sealed its fate.

But it’ll put hair on your lip. Just look at how much it helped me!

I think there’s a clue there as to how the artist knew what those cards looked like.

Maybe that will teach him not to wear horizontal stripes.

Maybe he should check wherever he’s keeping his body.

Serves him right. You always, ALWAYS check line of sight for possible boulders before touching the trigger. It’s basic sense.

Well, no wonder they crashed the plane.

But still prepared for every eventuality!

Apropos nothing in particular, is it a mark of a villain to keep several just-in-case primates in your spare bedroom? You really don’t know when you might need some. I don’t feel villainous.

It looks like Uncle Sam was holding a lump of coal. That fits.

Did he really have to cut it, though? The barrel is already sticking out the other side.

He’s always mad because every time his name is said, someone snickers.

Ok, but that doesn’t rhyme

Outdoors is outdoors; temperature will be the same regardless of whether there’s a roof. Also, cooking outside invites crippling all of your colonists with food poisoning because the outside is inherently dirty. To avoid the problem of the campfire overheating the room, I suppose you could remove the roof of the kitchen. No roof means you can’t control the temperature, but as long as you have four walls and a floored tiles, you can at least make the room clean. I’ve never tested that, however, because I hate playing in biomes without wood or food. And as long as you have wood, you can build passive coolers.

They do. I wish I had included the label because now I’m not sure and we bought these things years ago.