TIL: Mercury is salty about its environment.

You’ve got it all wrong, Luigi was just helping out his dear brother who was increasingly frustrated and angered at the insurance company refusing to let him get patients the treatment they needed.

That’s not a real country

No.

Voters might change results!

Hans Reiser, who created reiserfs, was convicted of murdering his ex-wife. It was quite the deal at the time.

Surely nothing will go wrong with THIS corporate owned walled garden.

WTF is X? That is clearly a screenshot of Twitter.

Gold.

I love it here.

Well I’d hate to be caught in a crunch without a secondary backup comment.

That’s not true at all! Why just recently there was a very dangerous active shooter incident in a school, around the kindergarten area I believe, and the entire police force was very careful to stay far away from that area, or any other part of the school where children were cowering in fear for their lives, where they might have put themselves in danger. It was very responsible policing that kept every one of those officers out of the way of any potential harm.

I am right there with you.