Original Playstation, Legacy of Kain. You are a vampire and you…fuckin run around killing tons of villagers and drinking dozens of peoples blood at once.

Troy and Buck are so good together that I forget to ever think to watch the Manningcast which is fun to watch in its own right.

Collinsworth and Tirico is a cringefest. Oh, some examples? Let’s start with them being at the Carrie Underwood show filming themselves with the Joker 😃 frok Batman 1989. I get it was part of the promo. It was still so off-putting.

Collinsworth and his homer shit isn’t fun. The calls are so over the top sycophantic, HERE’S A GUY and Mahomes with his f-n LABORATORY, it’s just “hehehehe” to the point that my soul melts like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

And let’s not forget America’s creepiest uncle, Mike Tirico. He reads like a robot and would seemingly have the same medicated reply to a stunning TD as he would if you caught him stealing your daughters underwear in the middle of the night.

No. NONONO.

I feel like some of the late-stage #1 picks have to top Watson and Haynesworth. Sam Bradford, didn’t he get $100m? The curbing of those contracts was essential because it basically helped keep this poverty cycle going for the worst teams. You got this crapshoot “top pick” AND you had to pay crazy dollars against the cap to even use them.