Lol get fucked Collinsworth.

Taylor Swift is going to personally head down to the field and start attacking the Packers with a crowbar.

Rooting for the Bears fucking sucks.

Santos is the only good player in this fucking game.

Schefter looks like a generic fantasy advisor who intentionally gives the king bad advice in order to fuck him over.

I love punting.

I want the Bears to win for two reasons.

One: The Vikings make me nervous, and I don’t like being nervous.

Two: It’s possible that if the Bears manage to bumblefuck their way to 5 wins their idiot ownership might keep Eberflus.

“Anuses? Nevermind, I’m healthy.” - Deshaun Watson

At least Jamo is good.

Goff needs to fucking slide.

Fire Aaron Glenn into the moon!

Ah well, this is still better than seeing the weird part of the family.

It’s 11:30 in the morning, and I have an excuse to start drinking without looking like an alcoholic.

God I love this holiday.

This is one of the most idiotic games that I’ve ever seen, and I’m an Iowa fan.