Maybe feed them less peanuts

I’m currently engaged to a dude with a name that DOESN’T start with “T.” His middle name and last name are free from the curse as well.

I hope you have similar luck someday!

Did you end up dating a girl named Jen afterwards, by any chance? 🤣

I’m not one to judge. I had an on-and-off fling with a dude named Tyler, where it turned out I was the side chick all along. Then I got away from him by going on a yearlong internship at different locations, where I ended up dating a dude named Tyler (who went by “Ty”) for a semester. And then a year later I dated “Taylor” for a couple weeks. And spent half a year getting over him, too. Lmao.

What brand, if I may ask?

They should just… pay teachers what they’re worth, treat them with repsect, and let them do their jobs.

This dude must be colorblind. I’ve never seen pink Melatonin!

I’m getting those vibes, too

I get the 🐢 and the 🐰, but what’s with the random human? Is there a piece of the metaphor that I’m missing?