I have this one for sale:

It’s not great for the regular 9-to-5, but it’s pretty handy for after-hours stuff.

“Wow”

Do we really want to know?

“Ugh. Why is this machine always sticky?!”

Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’

What’s the power source?

Dean Dangerous was renown across the globe and throughout the epochs for his bravery, intelligence, dashing good looks, and crime-solving skills. By day, he was the humble leader of Greendale Community College, the best school in the entire world.

But by other days, he was the foremost expert on interdimensional crime solving and other spy stuff for the United Government of Earth.

On this particular day, he wore both hats. Neither of which were borrowed from his sister.

Amazing. Thank you.

Plot twist: you use AI to perform the interview and do the job for you.

Oh, well, I’m happy to hear that then. That tracks better with my worldview, too.

Thanks for being understanding. I’m still acclimating to Lemmy’s civility.

That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.

Who’s the Dean, Vice-Dean and Troy character. I have got to know.

My mistake. Please carry on.

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I won’t stand behind the American dialect as some kind of paragon of linguistic virtue, but it’s hardly butchering the language if we’re already cool with cockney and whatever the hell it is bogans are speaking.

That’s hilarious. Thank you.

Now that you mention it, I wouldn’t mind living in that environment.

That is tragic. I get that it’s Northern Italy, but still, how could they fail at pizza?

Yeah, they should’ve known to use chopsticks since it’s a foreign country.