I’m the same way in the kitchen gadgets section.

Considering one of my cats is gay, this makes me laugh waaaaay harder than it should.

" You gotta be true to who you really are, cause no one’s gotta wear the shoes you got "

Given to me by a former friend, high as a rocket to Venus, upon my stumbling attempt to come out to him twenty years ago

I used to be a pacifist. Used to be

That is frickin’ gorgeous

My family learned thirty years ago never to utter the words ‘Doctor Who’ in my presence.

I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it

Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.

Why not both?

We’re not that lucky.

Does he think RoundUp is healthy too?

I was at a convention (Dragon"Con 93 I think, it was right after Chris Reeve had his accident). Heard the Voice of God asking if I wanted to sign a big ass card for Reeve. It was Mr Todd. Scared the hell out of me. But, seriously, he was the nicest, kindest actor I’ve ever met. A true legend

We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong

Truly a sentence I never in my wildest, most alcohol -fueled dreams did I ever think my eyes would have to endure

Fitting, considering how full of shit MAGA is…just sayin’.