Imagine being a mommy influencer, but never actually being a mommy lol

Wow M gets alot of features from BPs sister.

She’ll find Disneyland Brazil 😂

Some thoughts I have:

1. I think it’s weird she’s this dramatic about her daughter who’s only with her 50% of the time moving out but in the SAME CITY!?
2. it’s a new day so that’s yesterdays problem and she’ll never talk about being sad again because it’s a new day and a new theme for her
3. if I was crying as much as she seemed to be/said she was then I would look like utter death today. Maybe I am just unlucky but no amount of make up, pads (lol), or cold spoons could un puff my eyes. So I call BS on her crying and this proves her use of filters and photoshop.

Thats all 😂

Silly me thought since she’s just in Guelph she’d go to Bingemans but of course she has to travel all the way to Toronto for a waterpark lol.

Exactly! Her mind is going to be blown when she finds out who’s on the soundtracks of most of her beloved Disney movies hahaha

For being such a Disney obsessed adult it’s wild how she doesn’t know anything about actual Disney (?) - I have seen a fraction of Disney movies and even I knew this… and I knew this back in the 90s lol. Is her obsession only about bragging she goes there often??? Bizarre.

Oh!!! Okay makes more sense. I was so confused lol. Thank you!

I feel like the users on this page used to say 1.02k and now it says 600 something… am I looking at it right? What happened?

I love that her main point was OTHER ADULTS who gasp at toys their had at that age. You’ve basically built a museum because we know she doesn’t play there. Yall barely even touch the basement or playroom.

Okayyyy her first post today - back to work blah blah blah but like did her lips get massively bigger and more plump overnight or?? She looks wild today.

I feel like we are the politest people LOL. All is good. I hope we all feel better soon 😅❤️

Of course! Sorry I did not mean disrespect. I too am a crumbling new mother so I apologize if that came off crass. I’ve been dealing with insane anxiety since before became a mother and I just felt like my diagnosis was almost pushed on me as a quick solution after trying everything else as I don’t exhibit many symptoms except anxiety and high energy. It also seemed fishy to me that everyone was getting a diagnosis of it left and right. Including my 70 year old dad and 3/5 of my coworkers. I don’t doubt the science and new information available at all but I do believe she will take advantage and give herself a new diagnosis. But I’m sorry again if i offended! I am a bit salty after a year on Vyvanse ($$$$) to feel the same if not worse now 😅

Good take! Watch this come to life! I took Vyvanse (adhd med) my doctor thought I was adhd which was causing all my anxiety. I love 20lbs fasssssst by accident. $10 this happens to her but not by accident. Vyvanse is also used to binge eating disorder and it seems like everyone and their left pinky toe are being diagnosed with adhd these days because that the new one to have.

Yes the lip!

Maybe it’s just me but watching Shane eat that spring roll with grossed me out alot (?) and I love spring rolls but I think it’s the untamed beard/moustache 😂😬

I believe she is experiencing the ever so popular eyebrow blindness. Yikes on bikes. Theyre darker and more filled than mine and I have brown hair, Italian, and got called unibrow girl growing up ahahahahab

Her oldest looks so much like her sister in this picture!!

Like it’s one thing to go into “another summer looking like” this but she only does this for photo shoots. Not in real life and she owns a pool.