Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.

Has been for a few years.

HE EJACULATED WHILE HE WAS DYING.

Oooooh yeah brudda! I don’t even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!

PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!

Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

Fifty years too late

I’m happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .

Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.

Let us not collectively forget that when you ask yourself “what would Jesus do?” Flipping over tables and whipping money changers is a totally valid option.