The government have most-likely already given America access to all our internet traffic, or at least gives them it on request. Putin is going to cause me less of an issue that America.

It went downhill when poking and sheep throwing went away.

Spotted the iMessage user who routinly cries about dot colour

In SciFi, EVERY ship called The Icarus disappears/ gets destroyed.

Man-child cries to the government that no-one wants to play with him.