Help them investigate someone else. If you are the one they are investigating, shut your mouth.

I’ve always wanted to be trapped in a sauna. Sounds lovely.

I knew that was your pussy before I looked at your user name. Old fan of yours from Reddit. Sexy as always.

Insatiable! I’d love to tie you up and tease you. How long do you think you could last?

Bro yesss I’ve showered twice. Also fuck coming out of the shower still sweating. Also nice camel toe 😅

Not paying to read that

TLDR-Dude was hiding in a barn and fell 30 feet

Jokes on them. I don’t even want to go to heaven unless I can suck a bag of dicks on the other side of the gates.

Yall are the ones making the whole ass edge slippery?