Natalie Portman | Elizabeth Olsen | Brie Larson

Scarlett Johansson | Sydney Sweeney | Emma Watson

Margot Robbie | Jessica Alba | Ana de Armas

Emma Stone | Anne Hathaway | Anya Taylor-Joy

Sydney Sweeney — titties premium

Anya Taylor-Joy — leggy 5’8"

Anne Hathaway — leggy 5’8"

Addison Rae — The Influencer

Jennifer Lawrence — The Girl Next Door

Ariana Grande — The Princess

Yara Shahidi — The Brain

Rihanna — The Villain

Gabby Thomas — The Jock

$15

Hailee Steinfeld

$20

Now, Sidney Sweeney, Ana de Armas, and Anya Taylor-Joy have the best bodies and faces for the silver screen, but I want the most memorable experiences possible. To that end, rather than take them fast and hard, I want the girls nice and slow. I want them burned in my memory, even if they’re not mine or the fan’s first preference.

Shameless Casting

Erotic Massage Sex — Olivia Rodrigo — Wonder Woman

Empowered Icon to Casting Couch Masseuse

Anything Goes — Lily Rose-Depp — Harley Quinn

Insane Method Acting Mind Fuck

Tied Up BDSM Kink — Ella Purnell — Cat Woman

Damsel in Distress Rehearsal

Feisty Cat Ladies

Dominating Toyplay — Anya Taylor-Joy

Facesitting Footjob — Jenna Ortega

And your reward? Who do you choose?

Emmy Rossum — Listen to her sing how much she loves my cock

5 RP/1 WP

Maria Esposito — Make her suck my feet

5 RP/1 WP

Amandla Stenberg — Slap her face

10 RP/1 BP

Varada Sethu — Piss on her face

15 RP/2 BP

Christina Aguilera — Look at her blowing a microphone

10 RP/2 WP

Eleonora Romanova — Eat out her pussy; her legs tied up

10 RP/2 WP

Dua Lipa — Sexy Lapdance

10 RP/2 WP

Luda — Wax Play

15 RP/2 BP

Colin Jones — Breathplay

20 RP/3 BP

100 RP/8 WP/8 BP

Christina Aguilera — Tie Her Up and Tickle Her

5 RP/1 WP

Maria Esposito — Belt Whipped on Back and Ass

15 RP/3 BP

Emmy Rossum — Thrust Dildo In Her While She Sings

15 RP/2 BP

Emily Deyt-Aysage — Sex in Amazon Position

25 RP/4 WP

150 RP/13 WP/13 BP

Threesome: Dua Lipa + __

Lauren Conrad

From Google Images, Lauren Conrad’s face rarely far from a smile.

In the bedroom, straw-blonde hair straight, she holds my hand and escorts me from the bed on which Italia Ricci lays. Her face beaming with a comforting smile. She was not my favorite. In another place, she would have been a good suburban wife. Christian, tax-payer. Normal.

But when I thought about it, her good-nature caught in this seedy room, I pulled her closer to me registering the sudden shock on her face—her mouth drawn in an open-o exclamation, eyebrows raised. I spun her around onto the bed where Italia was. Italia awakening from her dazed stupor lazily clasped Lauren’s angular jaw and hushed her thin lips with a finger. Italia then shifted her body weight from reclined repose to plant a kiss on Lauren’s face and then surfacing from mouth-to-mouth, her naked form crawled and straddled Lauren who was clothed in a summer dress that ran rectangle to her plank-board form. Leaving her to Italia, I walked away.

Harem

BIBI (Wife)

IU

Nine Weeks: The Colors

BLACKPINK

RED VELVET

Wife: Emma Waston age: 35 height: 165 cm

Aristocrat—Withdrawn—Luxury Wild Side—Moral Conscience—Pleasure Activism

(Speeds in an Audi. Owns a vineyard. Burned-out for years.)

Concubine: Dua Lipa age: 29 height: 173 cm

The Favorite—Guilty Secret—Expensive Maintenance—First Son Aspiration

Concubines: Rita Ora and Charli XCX

Loud and Edgy—Hush Money—Shared Apartment—Bombshell Sex

One Week

• Natalie Dormer
• Lauren Cohan

Miss

Charithra Chandran age: 28 height: 160 cm

Indian Legitimacy—Coded Elegance

(Felt Emma Watson had better emotional dynamic. Felt narrative of withdrawn, frequently vacationing wife was stronger.)

Italia Ricci

The clip of her in Don Juan plays across my mind’s eye. The jump cuts from club to taxi to the bedroom to porn’s glow to the bedroom to porn’s glow to the—

A 2000s body, lithe, slim. Not the algorithmic booty that calls for sculpted glutes and thighs buoyed by 1 g/lb protein. Her face, unlike the neotonous features of Gen Z tiktokers—OnlyFans adjacent: their career to stimulate the male evolutionary impulse. Her beauty, a graft from Italian fashion onto girl-next-door approchiability. Once common but not anymore, not on social media.

I take her in the carousel ride of positions Hollywood Don Juan did. Missionary/Blowjob/Cunnilingus/Head-Richocheting Missionary. Her silver club dress draped over a cheap apartment chair.

TODO: Describe Italia Ricci’s face and body better as well as her facial expressions.

12 Rooms | 12 Hours | 48 Women

I would have loved to fuck the usual supsects—Tate McRae especially. But I told myself an hour with Gen Z hot shouldn’t be weighted more than five or more hours with 2000s beauties. Gen Z ruled the short-attention edits and Instagram bubble butts, but I was sure the glossy magazine spreads had their value, so I went all in on maximizing time-on-skin.

Rooms #1 to #6

Room #10 <- for Kaia Gerber

Room #7 <- for Holland Roden

Room #9 <- for Fergie

Room #12 <- for Samantha Hoopes

Room #14 <- for Pom Klementieff

Room #11 <- for Lena Headey

Later on, I will do a more in-depth write-up.

Tate McRae | Rihanna | Alexandra Daddario | Priyanka Chopra

The Tetrad—each one a humiliation: Tate, 24/7 sexy but unavailable. Rihanna, old wine never to taste. Alexandra, the statue never to kiss. Priyanka, the woman who left India. Each woman a rejection, a call to my lack and inferiority. Each a constant ache that tests my groin only for me to spill, lonely in my bedroom.

These four cohere in narrative consistency, complimenting each other, sharpening each of their erotic edge. Tate gives way to an older Rihanna who poses with a statuesque and burning cool Alexandra while Priyanka saunters off, ass-twitching under her gown.

Despite my feeling of lack and inadequacy, I still like any man, goblinesque in appetite, itch to take and dominate. I rack my brains to craft a fantasy—sorry as they are next to my involuntary dreams—because I know memory is a fabrication. The only question is to degree to which we believe them.