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Plot twist: other person thinks the same of you…

Now the only thing left to do is get through the shame spiral because I said bye too many times

Thanks!

Please share your write up! Sounds really interesting and few people here are going to be going anywhere near Facebook.

Perhaps you should produce your own factually correct version of the funny meme?

Yes that’s the theory, and the joke here is that as shown by several recent global outages, in fact that distribution is wholly supported by a very few key resources.

…but after some thought I realise it is in fact a comparable level of difficulty to that of the time when I forcibly removed confectionery from the grasp of a very young child

I’ve long suspected I’m trapped in a dream tbh and this confirms it: every single time I look at my watch - or ANY clock or time keeping device, the time is different. It’s constantly changing. I’d ask for help but you’re all just figments of my imagination

I have an electric oven with an automatic shut off timer and it is literally a lifesaver. If I set alarms on my phone I’ll inevitably ignore them due to hyperfocus on something else and forget I even put the oven on until I go back to it the next day so it’s saved me from fiery death on many occasions - not to mention my electricity bill.

Furry content creator motivation?

“If I can’t target the outcome then I must focus my eye on tiger OF”.