You really think humans will end up being reliant on machines to live their lives?

Oh god…

Lions get all the calls. Why don’t the refs just wear Lions jerseys?

Does anyone else really want to drink out of the Gjallarhorn like a beer bong? Or smoke out it?

Did anyone else just hear Al Michaels have a stroke? Or was that just my stream?

I don’t understand running the ball on 2nd and 10. You’re almost guaranteeing that you’re setting yourself up for 3rd and long.

“You wanna sing the National Anthem?”

“Absolutely!”

“Okay cool. It’s just the National Anthem. Most people won’t watch it and most fans won’t even watch this game. So there’s no pressure and you don’t have to do anything spectacular or anything.”

“Got it. I understand.”

Puts on the performance of a lifetime