When I was in first grade, a second grader had a coconut that was still in the husk… He convinced a lot of us that it was a bat egg. He would put it up to your ear and scratch the other side and tell you that was the baby bat getting ready to hatch.
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crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Black MAGA creator ‘can’t believe the disrespect’ after she’s removed from Ken Paxton rallyEnglish
6·19 hours agoI know a lesbian married couple - one white and one black - who are fervent MAGA supporters.
I just can’t believe that they don’t see what is coming for them down the road.
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
World News@lemmy.world•Alberta voters reject plan for referendum to leave CanadaEnglish
17·22 hours agoIf they succeed, they should change the name to “North America” just to mess with trumps obsession with the word.
TempleOS is the one and only OS
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When did you realize you were out of touch?
4·24 hours agoWhenever there is some viral story about some youtube/ticktock celebrity.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some idioms that no longer make sense? Can you think of a modern replacement?
2·1 day agoAlways love idioms from other languages. Had a book called “Idioms Delight” that explored equivalents from several different cultures/languages.
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your favorite quasi-drug-but-not-drug recreational substances?
2·1 day agoThat used to be my drug of choice
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your favorite quasi-drug-but-not-drug recreational substances?
3·1 day agoTulsi (Holy Basil): Has just enough anti-anxiety properties to quiet the inner voice that keeps me up at night.
Sugar is great for when I’m sleepy in the afternoon (good strong black licorice is a good complimentary to that, since it seems to keep my blood sugar from dropping in the first place)
Sometimes you see a comic strip from when you were a kid and realize that young you didn’t understand what was going on…
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.
2·23 hours agoWell, ya; not with that attitude
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Privacy@programming.dev•Website detects whether you have LaTeX installed [among many other things]
6·2 days agoThe receipt
Putting it together: roughly 1 in 132.1 million browsers look like yours. None of this used a cookie
Second visit: We’ve met before
I’ve seen you before, you first showed up earlier today. This is visit number 2. And you came straight here, no link, no search. You remembered the URL by heart. That is almost sweet.how?
And you cleared some of it, 2 of my hiding places were empty when you arrived. I restored them from the ones you missed. This is what tracking looks like without cookies.how?
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.
8·2 days agoBlow up the mooooon!!!
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Green & indigenous News@news.abolish.capital•Why are these lynxes washing their food?
1·2 days agoRaccoons in disguise?
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
World News@lemmy.world•Judgement day for Kenya pastor accused of ordering parents to starve their children to deathEnglish
2·2 days agoHe should have moved to Idaho; I guess that stuff is ok there. https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/idaho-allows-faith-based-medical-neglect-to-kill-children/
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Towards a more perfect schnoz (1920s, + surviving example)
5·2 days agoIDK, I think it needs some radium…
crenquis@lemmy.todayto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Whats your favorite book? EDIT: apologies I don’t respond to your recommendations but I highly appreciate the community hooking me up with good reads. Stay lit with literature. <3
2·2 days agoTwo favorites that I reread several times in my teens/twenties/thirties that I was recently thinking about:
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“Geek Love” by Katherine Dunn
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“At the sign of the naked waiter” by Amy Herrick
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crenquis@lemmy.todayto
World News@lemmy.world•Priest dies tragically after a cross falls on him during Mass in EcuadorEnglish
5·2 days agoMysterious ways, indeed…
Perfect time to hand out casu martzu
Mom told me that dragonflies would sew my mouth shut.
Was afraid of them until I was at least 6 or so…







Pretty sure they did it to insider trade in Kalshi. Social engineering is the cover story after being caught.