Yeah, she nearly lost it driving to the airport to pick him up. So unfair to other innocent drivers. If you’re THAT rattled Sistah, pull over and give it a rest!

And why the kiddie size pool for a couple of tiny guinea pigs? Geez, he could wash them in a small Rubbermaid container. No need to drag in that hideous guinea pig smelling pool.

Fake battery operated candles, at that! (I’m sure the hotel doesn’t allow real candles, but still…)

Where are the rose petals? Champagne? How about a romantic SHOWER first? Followed by silk boxers and lingerie?? (Not splaying out on the bed in your apple-picking clothes smelling like the great outdoors, lol.)

Good grief, Clayton is clueless!