Probably should use saline instead of soap so you don’t have to engineer around preventing the user from shooting soap up their ass.

They can quit if don’t like what they’re dealing with.

Stuffing as in, stuffed into an animal carcass… If you cook it in a pan it’s called dressing

I cut a check when the boob owner says it’s boob maintenance time. Why do I need to know anything about sizing?

top tip for happiness (unfortunately) is to live within 20 mins of where you work.