Michael Jackson can tackle.

^^tee ^^hee

Would be nice if Myers could hit a kick over 51 yards.

CMC, why isn’t he bad?

Wait, Jamal was injured?

Seahawks favorite player … Dee Eskridge.

At least he’s a fairly normal 5’11" dude and I don’t have to sit here thinking about Shaq crushing that.

Who looks better at 77, Cher or Coach Pete?

West Coast here just throwing the turkey in the oven.

Simone Biles took a year off and replaced herself with … cybernetic Simone Biles.

Jimmy Fallon on top of a float with perhaps the worst lip synch I’ve ever seen.

The Thanksgiving Parade on CBS

Macy’s 97th Annual Thanksgiving Parade (NBC)

Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions (Fox)

ABC: Fuck it, Paid Programming