I have heard of super homophobic guys not washing their butthole because they think it’s gay to touch it.

• Clean Anus = Gayness? Getting to the Bottom of Fragile Masculinity

“I have had boyfriends that think it’s gay to wipe their arse because what if their finger touches it through the paper. Thank god I’m with a hygienic bi man now.”

It’s not gay if her balls don’t touch yours.

It happens.

Yeah, there’s that too.

Had a few drinks, some coffee, and sushi. I know, not the best combo but it was good. So far it’s a good day.

How is everyone else doing?