Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.

Uh … apparently.

I can’t not believe I can’t believe it’s not butter, but when I do, I believe it.

If she does, can the Nobel Committee rule her prize invalid (and, therefore, Trump’s?)

And the media propagandists who helped foment things.

But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …

In Australia, such things are called NIMBYism. “Not in My Back Yard”. NIMBYs are happy for XYZ (public housing, injecting rooms, prisons, waste disposal, military barracks, etc), but not where they have to be aware of it.

Yeah, I wouldn’t trust ICE agents anywhere near a school, either.

Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?

Oh, wait.

Or a five year old girl.

Things take just that little bit longer to do. Walking somewhere, shopping, mowing, even getting ready to go out. I have to adjust my timetable, extend the time it takes to do things, which cuts into my day, leaving less time for the things I want to do. Which always happened, it’s just that now it takes longer.

I’ve never seen Albanese respond to anyone on Twitter. Ever.

Every night while I’m on my computer, my cat sits on the desk beside me. Occasionally, she sits up and stares, wide-eyed, just over my shoulder and up a little. The house is silent. What the actual … ?!

And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

Any more filler and botox, she won’t be able to open it at all.

Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C … U … N … oh. Never mind.

Can … can you put a poster of the sun on your wall?

I look at the sky every night. I think, “C’mon, UFOs! Do something!” And after a few seconds, my neck hurts, so I go back inside.

" … that’s how America does it … "

Well, of course. He needs a well-funded military to illegally invade all the countries he covets oil and rare earth minerals in.