Had the exact same issue with the Witcher. First page of the first book is a cheesy “horny male nerds pls buy this book” sex scene. Made me laugh from how blatantly pandering to its intended audience it was and I never picked it back up. I swear, either some authors have no concept of delayed gratification or it’s some kind of marketing ploy…probably both.
The Spongebob Movie game on Gamecube was great