“Bobby, why are you wearing a girl’s minidress?”

“It’s a Louis Vuitton scant, and it’s unisex. Question: does Troi wear leotards? I don’t know, but the Chief Propane Engineer does!”

Naa na na na na na na naa, the Q Continuum

By forcefully de-orbiting his satellites? 🙏

PHP, of course, stands for ‘Patch Hastily: PHP’

Well, well look. I already told you. I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!?

Wake me up when they pass the age verification check from the original, 1987 version of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

It’s a fork of a Booklore which was closed back in March. Grimmory is the spin-off by a group of the original developers. So while the repo and project are relatively new, the codebase and lineage is not. I’ve found it to be stable and reliable since I switched from Booklore.

I’ve been using Grimmory for nearly a year now and it’s been great at organising and applying metadata to my poorly organised collection. I dumped all my books into it and let it structure and order the directories. There was a little work to do to verifying the metadata it pulled, but I now have my whole family using it to find and read ebooks.

Its OPDS support also lets me use Moon+ Reader on my phone to browse and read my collection.

Me also, and I can barely afford to run that

The car of the future was supposed to have pulsating LEDs, self-drive, pursuit mode, turbo boost and an reassuringly patronising personality that would scan for threats and tell you what you were doing wrong. I was supposed to have a chest and head of hair like David Hasselhoff and a rich crime-fighting sugar daddy to fund my escapades.

This is off-white nothingness inside. It leaves me cold.

Captain’s Log, today’s shift was so bad I turned blond

You got me wondering what happened to Tiertex and I was surprised to find that they were still trading as recently as 2021!

Here, you’ve earned it

Infinite margin! 🫦

Purely for entertainment value, because in reality it would be Orwellian, I’d love to hear a court try and swear in an AI agent and then listen to that agent continually perjure itself in testimony.

How would the court sentence an AI agent? What punishment could it mete out that would make any meaningful sense?

Micron CEO said they expected industry supply to improve gradually in 2028, but couldn’t predict when supply would catch up with demand.

Why would they want balanced supply and demand? Scarcity affords them a higher margin for the same output. With so few competitors there currently seems to be little reason for them to try and meet demand.

[data@1701D ~]# /usr/local/bin/diagchk --level 3 /dev/phaser_array/0

This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…

You haven’t heard Queen until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸