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Most of what others have said in this thread, but I’d add the two that just make me think humanity is doomed: findom and slavery (we’re talking ‘permanent,’ where you aren’t doing it just for a day or two over the weekend) as a kink. When you go from the level of kinky fetish to living it as a lifestyle, there just seems to be something broken with that mentality.

The rest make sense to me, but why pegging? Is it where the action is taking place?

There is… another…

I think that’s the next paragraph, as a matter of fact.

One of the worst feelings about ghosting my friends was their complete lack of awareness of it.

Stop worrying about oversharing. I won’t speak for everyone, but I’ve been practicing, and I’m pretty sure I can take everything you’ve got.

No, why would I be waiting for a post like that? Whether Venezuela, two countries over, two counties over, two doors over, and it’s not like anything changes.

No, it is actually a thing. It’s not completely closed off, but you have erectile tissue that does switch from one side to the other. You should be able to feel that one side’s wind is stronger than the other, but it will be less noticeable as the force you blow out with increases.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_tissue

Flashbacks. So many flashbacks.

Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?

Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.

Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.

That’s silly, OP. Everyone knows that after the third sneeze (and ‘bless you!’), you need to start cursing them. Otherwise they’ll lose too much bad stuff and become enraptured by the good, losing all will and will be enraptured by what’s above them, whether vagina, penis, or light bulbs. It’s how the bisexuals are created, and we need people to help preserve the delicate balance between the various types. Too many bisexuals and the whole world will collapse.

It’s actually really interesting to me how the cartoons are probably the best representations of the xmen. The movies all had their place (and their time… the original was so amazeballs when it came out even if it was hokey), but the cartoons did a great job of encapsulating and cementing people’s vision of the xmen.

The comics (not just the xmen/prime ones, but all the tie ins) just went crazy over the years in some ways. If you ever want to lose an afternoon and just boggle at your computer screen, go try to trace the Summers’ family tree. The marvel ‘space’ comics are a trip.

Also random racist comments and disgruntled mayor rants.

Remember how long the series has been running? Remember how many different comics that are technically still x-men that have been running on the side? Cyclops has gotten up to some nasty things. I think this one in particular is referring to a time after professor x died, and cyclops got a little touchy.

Hey, don’t deadname dick! He’s a real AGI!

I feel attacked. Grinding the T10 ships was easier in the missions!!

The cvs are basically drone launchers. Old-fashioned plane like drones though.

More like step one: Stop hitting the ‘ready’ button. Then switch mode to the cooperative vs ai mode, and pray your allies aren’t idiots.