Until one of the aliens had finally had enough, killed a guy, then parted the Red Sea and led a bunch of slaves to freedom.

Makes you wonder what they didn’t want you to see. Guess you’ll never know now. They probably already removed the juicy bits.

Also, aquariums exist.

Day 1: The Battles of the CostCos

Sex. Drugs. Also hug my family or whatever. But you don’t even know them so that’s probably not high on your list.

Oh, you’re gonna unleash some synergies alright…

So help me GOD, if you guys get my hopes up for nothing, I will end this world.

🤯

The good news is speed works just as well as ever! Go get you some!

The Aristocrats!

And they thought it was bad when they froze me out of the will.

I thought that was Primus?

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?

Isn’t that where the missile hit on that fateful day?

Friend’s name? Eddy.

🙄

Ever hear of a little thing called George Bush?

You know what is a silver bullet? Silver bullets.

I fuckin’ knew it.

Pugnacious polecats?

Sooo vivid. Like too vivid. Like scarringly vivid. Be careful easing off the pot, that’s all I’ll say.