Kagan MacTane (he/him)

@GramrgednAngel@zirk.us @edibuddies@a.gup.pe Next time I’m in an earthquake (or an avalanche*), I’ll have to remember to describe it† as “quick-moving terrain”. That’d be fun phrasing!

• Although, as a San Franciscan and not a skier, snowboarder, or other mountain sports-doer, the earthquake feels more likely.
  † Probably not until after the fact, when I’m telling the story. Always assuming I survive, of course.

@uis Holy cow! Where are you that there are *eight* malls within a 15-minute walk? (If you don’t mind my asking?)

@ajsadauskas @fuck_cars I’m kind of sad that “cafe”, “bookstore”, and “library” aren’t even on this list at all. 😢

I would honestly have to do a web search to find out where the nearest elementary school, day care, and gas station are, but I’d be stunned if I didn’t have those within 15 minutes. As it is, I do have everything else, including a university and a sports arena, and *two* malls. (I’m in between the Barclays Center and Long Island University in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, NYC.)