This sounds entirely on brand for Nazi Musk.

Becky. Lemme smash. U want sum blu?

Definitely up for an Ignoble Award

Awesome! I think I like “Say No to Yes” even more than “Say Pizza to Drugs” 🤣

The prior year I was living at 225 Rector Place, and on the day I was working at the top of One Canada Square, which was then Europe’s tallest office building. It was a nervous day.

The Onion’s 9/11 coverage was incredible to behold. “Hijackers surprised to find themselves in Hell” was just brilliant.

"At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked. "

😐🤣

Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.

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The anthem of the Usenet Generation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

L O R G E

I hear he still sleeps with a katana under the bed.

Another Big Ed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpH1Zn3hPuI
And one more Big (H)ead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1QPXyebhiY

Thank you for this. This risk had never occurred to me, yet we’re considerably exposed to it as we live in the tropics and usually underheat our water as a result. A new water heating protocol will be in place from tonight onwards.

You need to work on your jerk off game, those are rookie numbers.

A child-abusing cop? He’s going to have a great time in prison.

Whilst I like these videos, I’d rather see the landings than the takeoffs.

Wuhan Disease Factory has entered the chat

But it will be hobbled by Apple to 640x480x16 colors because “copyright protection” or somesuch nonsense.

My first ever internet contribution was a post to “alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die”