Ultra slim scrollbars that auto-hide on a traditional monitor with a mouse or trackball input device.

OMG I choked so hard!

This is not true. However OP, I’m pretty sure you don’t have the knowledge to fix this kind of damage. I suggest to look for an electronics technician that can help you out. Depending on your budget, it might be cheaper to buy a new one than to pay to get it fixed but if it has sentimental value or it’s just a dumb TV (nowadays that is a feature IMHO)…

You can eat both vegetables and dead animals at the same time. We call that a stew.