Lemmyng

Now now, he shouldn’t get ahead of himself! He should deploy the thousands of troops he said he would, then bomb Iran. Except in his pure stupidity, he’ll bomb the soldiers he’s deployed to Iran, yet claim it was some 67D chess move.

Fart of the Deal.

Quick, somebody set loose a rabid inedible dog on RFucK Jr!

Just waiting for these ICEbergs to attempt to pull up on a Marine with extensive combat experience.

He got 99 problems, but a brain ain’t one.

Seriously, his brain is mashed potatoes sprinkled with Adderall.

Funny thing, I have the exact set up you’re looking to build. I’ve got a Samsung Galaxy S5E Wi-Fi Tablet with LineageOS installed, and it works like a charm!

I’ve had the tablet for a couple of years, and it is starting to show its age a bit with the hardware. And I think there’s a lack of codecs in the more recent OS updates that have prevented me from playing higher than 2K quality for videos on YouTube or Stremio, but it gets the job done!

Needs more Bobby Kotick, with a dash of that evil sham pastor who actually looks like the devil.

Oh yeah, I can see how unflattering that photo is. That turkey looks more fuckable than her.

“No punishment. No Investigation. Carry on, patriots” is what we’ll say when Trump, Kegseth and the people who enabled them are mysteriously assassinated.

Damn, I think my leopard got loose again.

May Josh Owens meet the same end as the children who he claimed were “crisis actors”.

Krusty Gnome taking L after L. You love to see it.

Try GrapheneOS

My decision to buy a Steam Deck has proven financially sound in the long run.

If you haven’t already been doing so, between now and Election Day in November, CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS!

Something something Yellow Badges.

Translation: “We’re rich enough to where we could remove players representing DEI from the NFL, but we’ve no financial incentive to do so because football rakes in so much dough that state governments threatening to cut funding is practically negligible.”

“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”

Can’t wait to see how The Rock™ can’t lose in this one!