yo mama’s so gullible, she participated in an interactive zero-knowledge proof and believed the prover was literally the mythical Merlin.

yo mama’s so dumb, she brought poker chips to a Monte Carlo simulation.

doxxing.

what prevents you from leaking your token on the internet, so everyone can use it? it has to be revokable somehow. to be revokable it has to be correlatable, so you can tell where the same token is used across multiple sites. which leads to easy deanonymization.

ZKP is window-dressing. it’s still a major privacy intrusion. don’t fall for it.

(also, it paves the way for lgbt issues, sex ed, harm reduction and activism to be censored behind the 18+ barrier, but that’s a different matter.)

I loved that show so fucking much.

and yes. yes it was.

Zalgo captchas would go so hard.

if Progressives are supposed to vote blue no matter who, then Centrists can too. If someone like Mamdani beats Newsom in the 2028 primary they can suck it up and vote for him.

I’ve swallowed loads the past three elections, it’s their turn to take one for the team.

oh hey that’s the jerk that called me a Trump supporter for refusing to back Newsom after all the anti-trans shit he agreed with Charlie Kirk about on his podcast.

computer engineer refers to someone who engineers computer hardware. more like being a (digital) electrical engineer.

that can’t be right. maybe they meant lambda calculus? programmers are definitely good at applied logic, graph theory, certain kinds of discrete math etc. but you’re not whipping out integrals to write a backend.

However, I think California passed a law to require restaurants to only provide water when asked, but that might only be when there’s a drought and a need to conserve potable water supplies.

while continuing to pump water to golf courses, of course.

oh hey it’s that ProZD skit from a decade ago but unironic.

that would be entirely too edgy for the DNC to allow. powerful men from both parties are on that list.

long live GrapheneOS! also congratulations to her!

Safer to meme than dispense leadbread.

hugs

DM me if you need a friend. being isolated sucks.

I think we should ban guns altogether. Failing that, I’d like to guns away from violently unstable people. But this Administration is constantly portraying leftists and trans people in particular as violently unstable, while turning a blind eye to white supremacists, J6 truthers and “patriots.”

I have zero confidence they won’t include gender dysphoria and “Trump derangement syndrome” on the list of mental illnesses (states have actually tried this.)

As long as fascists are armed, trans people must not be disarmed.

Trump supporters are likely to ban “lunatics” from owning guns. when conservative media reports on shootings, the focus is on the “lunatic” rather than the easy availability of AR-15s.

the problem is who MAGA frames as “lunatics”: leftists in general, trans people specifically. every time there’s a mass shooting, rumors spread that the shooter was trans. usually it’s a lie, but this time it’s evidently true.

I think they’re manufacturing consent for mental illness background checks, so they can list gender dysphoria as a mental illness and disarm us.