When did Willow start commentating at football games?

“Hey! You’re not supposed to do that!”

“Is there a specific law being broken?”

“Well…no, not exactly. But it breaks with tradition!”

The only thing you’ll regret about going to a movie solo is not doing it sooner. It’s liberating.

Seriously. Is anybody surprised by these headlines?

Nobody should be surprised by this.

This belongs in dataisbeautiful.

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

Honorable mentions: “source of truth” and “sanity check”.

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

Exactly. But the reality is the republicans would attack whatever side paints him in a negative light. If Walz was attacking video games the republican spin would be “first they’ll take your guns, THEN they’ll want to tell you how to spend your free time!”

Make sure you know how to use the three seashells before eating any Taco Bell.

“First Amendment rights for me, but not for thee.”

Damn. Well said.

I don’t know whether to laugh or scream at how outrageous it is that out of all the issues that could benefit from bipartisan cooperation, THIS is what we get. Bunch of turds.

“Underpaid? - Medicaid

Got gray hair? - Medicare”

Feels very good to know I’m not the only one.

100% me. I never in my life thought I’d be a cat person, then I moved in with my girlfriend (now wife) and her cat, who quickly became my ride or die.