He didn’t summon, he was summoned.

It’ll be £90.

Führerbunker.

What the fuck is “alarm clock Britain”? What a busload of dipshits.

Some say he carved his spoon from a bigger spoon…

Papa Lazarou was where I went, glad I’m not alone…

Please turn around, bend over, and await your reward.

3 Body Problem… physics is broken.

Vindicated - Dashboard Confessional

Yes.

I want peace so badly I’ll burn everything to the ground to get it!

What a moron.

“1930TH”

Good, a reduction in polluting planes in the air can only be good news.

Replace “our allies” with “Israel” and it makes more sense.

The orange twat doesn’t know how a door works.

He’ll be never see it, but… get fucked you orange faced cunt.

Pfft, just interceptor shrapnel.

“Wow, Mr. President, that’s an amazing wooden horse! So big, so wooden…”

Yep, should have been day 1 labour policy.

Next, bigger grants for people to install solar and heat pumps in existing houses.

Did you run out of hydrocarbons at the end?