NPC characters that can roam around the map without having to interact with any enemies or puzzles. Bonus points if the character isn’t even a fighter and should by all accounts be hiding in a closet the entire game. It took me 10 hours to get through the gate, that I was told was the only way in, I had to collect 7 keys that were all guarded by powerful bosses, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE AND WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU!?

I’m so tired of numbers coming out of bad guys when I shoot them. All so that they can sell you weapons that make those numbers slightly bigger.

“We are here: we are one of the smallest countries in the world, but we play with 100 percent and it is just us, no other nationalities. Even Italy uses players from other countries, but we are just San Marino, so we are very proud of that.”

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“Regardless of the likely outcome of every game they play, none of the San Marino players suggests that representing their country is a burden and Di Maio is perhaps the best example of the joy that it brings. Born in Naples, he is the only non-Sammarinese in Costantini’s squad, having waited 13 years for his San Marino nationality. He’s now making up for lost time.”