Collinsworth has definitely carved “C + P” in a tree or wet sidewalk somewhere at least once

Could you imagine how insane the media coverage of the Super Bowl would’ve been if Taylor was still doing the halftime show and the Chiefs ended up making it?

After seeing SoFi last night and now US Bank, our giant AC of a stadium is even more depressing to look at

This might be the first time I’m actually looking forward to the commercials

We all have the same exact passer rating as Dobbs does tonight

I have had it with all these mothafuckin flags on this mothafuckin field

Axel Foley theme will always slap

That is a clear fumble, Mike…

Left him hanging on the trust fall there

Imagine you’re just standing there on the sideline having a casual conversation about all the things you ate at your Thanksgiving dinner tonight, when all of a sudden a Pete Carroll’s chewed up gum smacks you right in the ear

Christian “Frankenstein” McCaffrey

Oooh that poor guy’s leg…. Fuck that had to hurt

C M C…. He’s dynaaaaamite

Dean Blandino is never going against what the officials say, what’s even the point of bringing him on the air?

Team Chaos is eating good today, baby!!!

Ref ball baby!

I am once again asking for a national ban on ban these depressing holiday commercials

Looks like FOX stole those stools they’re sitting in from a gourmet burger place that charges $35 for one burger

If I took a shot every time Collinsworth said “Little Jordan Humphrey”, my liver would be a raisin

Wilson was running around back there like me every time I had the bomb during Grifball in Halo 3