How does it feel to post this from a phone you bought from a soulless corporation

Our parents, 10 years ago “Don’t trust anything you read online!”

Parents, today: “I do my own research online!”

This is art.

Yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Sunday too. We lost some people at Gallitep and we need to play “catch up”. Thanks.

After GoT and all the cancelled shows on Netflix, Prime, etc. I refuse to get into a show until it has a few seasons under it’s belt. Nothing like getting invested in a show only for them to cancel it.

This is the flag one uses if one identifies as a highlighter

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to think if they should.

I’m sure those minimum wage employees are doing their due diligence in regards to cleanliness

Like shadows burned on the sides of buildings in Hiroshima