I do like that both teams are picking each other up now that the game is decided.

49ers fans can eat shit though. Respectfully.

Fuck Mike Shanahan’s tiny ass mouth

The Seahawks will run a successful screen pass the day my ADHD ass can remember why I walked into this room

Pete doing that thing where you’re playing Madden and then you put your elbows on your knees and lean forward when you’re done screwing around

Nothing makes me waddle through a fucking wall like the first 30 seconds of Voodoo Child

Seahawks defense: Fine, I’ll do it myself.

Jake “Steve Largent” Bobo

There’s a joke in here about killing myself with Steve’s pills rather than watching this game but I’m too full and sad to make it

I’m really spending a rare Thursday off giving myself indigestion over a fucking football game and I already know in going to watch every last snap.

I bet this is what heroin users feel like moments before shooting up in a gas station bathroom.

You mean Geno Smith has been Joe Montana this entire time?

They’re really gonna just run the clock down? Why?

I appreciate the shit out of the heart the Seahawks defense is showing right now.

Why are our own players trying to get our QB killed. First it was Phil Haynes last week. Then Charbonnet now.

I would rather cut my own dick off than see Geno designed runs

WHY IS NACUA UNCOVERED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN FIELD

I hope I’m conscious for the game on Thanksgiving

OMG Tyler!