My dad has always said that one of the best parts about having lots of money is being able to have a positive impact on others’ lives: for example, when he eats out, he always leaves a 100% tip just cause he can.

my “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid

My dad’s logic: Why would I ruin a man’s life over a car I can replace tomorrow? It makes me look petty and weak.

he missed out tbh. i was one of the few people who loved him for who he is and not for money, my family has never been low on cash either.

he calls me a white european foreign slut but since our breakup he’s been surrounded by gulf models/influencers who are also white westerners, while wanting us to get back together….

i asked the 2 men i’m traveling with to stop wearing deodorant

they complied

southeast asian heat and humidity

i’m in heaven😩

IUD ftw🫶

think it’s just an indirect way of saying they don’t like my content. “NSFW tag this”, “not a shitpost, post in another community” - I’ve been getting these 2 remarks. 1. What I post is not NSFW. I literally find most of my memes on Instagram. 2. They’re shitposts. In a shitposting community.

i refuse to have my content policed like that.

why? i’m pretty sure it’s just a super hairy armpit / optical illusion, lol

Thanks for your concern. 🫶

I’m not looking for help and certainly not pity. This is just one of my outlets, I’m a yapper, I love talking, lol.

where does this me being 17 thing come from?

i’ve been open about my age since i first got on here. even had an asklemmy post about birthday celebrations months ago

i did the math based on years

2008-1963=45

i’m not 17

i’m a feb baby, hence the violet in my username

curious about that as well. does squirting in public count as jizzing? cause if it did i’d have a bingo🙂‍↕️

“Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!”

anything and everything goes. shitposts are supposed to be fun, unhinged, chaotic content. why would i use a smaller lemmy community when lemmy’s already small to begin with?

i really don’t get comments like this. don’t like it, move on.

Meme in question:

“nutted on someone else’s cock” - does squirting on it count?

no bingo😒 i marked with red the ones i’m not sure apply to the receiving end, and i don’t know how many guys make a bukkake

oh, sorry then

have a great day🫶

i could say the same about the weird hyperfocus on politics. but you won’t see me complain as i understand that people are passionate about different things.

i’ll keep posting what i like. you can scroll if you don’t like it.