Sam Tamaskan

Surprise Baby Roulette!

Or you can shit yourself while getting paid. Win-win

I’m trying to eat my burger, leave me alone

Edit: wrong link

Proot 🫵😐

Kiwis lay a single egg that is absolutely massive for their size, like the same size as an emu or ostrich egg i think.

Not sure about the porcupine. I guess the joke is because quills, but in reality im pretty sure their quills are either soft or virtually nonexistent when they’re born

Really gunning for another presidential run, aren’t ya newsom? Cant run in the democratic primary without aipac approval after all

“Nah, she’s a white European. She can stay.”

Conservatives, probably.

Def gonna be dropping some captain’s logs on that throne

This is tyranny