I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago

TIL of hashcash

And quite frankly, cute anime girl doing some math is so, so much better than those god damn freaking captchas

One user complained that a random anime girl popping up is making his gf think he’s watching hentai. So the mascot should be changed to something “normal”.

We are still … learning

Just wait till jira will be converted into a backend with the frontend being Copilot. Y’all be begging to go back to Jira

Hey, i also have a prndl on my car

Simple and to the point. WW2 didn’t happen just because the Nazis were killing Jews, it happened because Hitler decided to barge into other countries.

Because of NATting

I personally feel like K8s has a purpose but not in homelab since our infrastructure is usually small. I don’t need clever load-balancing or autoscaling for most of my work.

The Salmonella will not die until

Oops, RnD team accidentally created indestructible Salmonella bacteria which consumes flesh. Management was pushing RnD to create a better bacteria because hobbyist grill people were killing the bacteria and bypassing the DRM on the grill, but it escaped the lab. It has infected nearly all animals other than sea fish because of proximity. Survivors build floating cities on the sea and thus we have Waterworld!

How many trans girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one and you don’t even need a light bulb. Tell her she is beautiful, and she will light up the room!

You’re all pretty 🥰

wifi grill - okay

cloud grill - not okay

dating apps/online dating in general is dead, fucked up beyond repair by capitalism, toxic incels, predators, scammers, crooks and most recently AI. No technology can possibly survive such an onslaught and most of them wouldn’t profit from doing so. They have a financial incentive to attract repeat customers

Thank you for writing exactly what I was thinking.

I heard that Japan is starting to implement a government sponsored/made matchmaking app. The core advantage is that the intention of the platform is to actually match people and make people have babies. Plus, if someone is being naughty, the penalties can be much higher than a simple account ban.