Is that Simon Templeman!?

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Go back into shower, resume task

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

LET! HIM! FUCK!

Took the L on this one

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

This is outrageous, it’s unfair! How can you choose the bear but not molest it?

Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing

10/10 would read again

The statute of ligma

YMFAH’s vids are out of this world on creativity and presentation. His No Talk challenge runs are especially entertaining

The movie is just crazy good

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky