did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

I feel the need to flex that a previous comment of mine may have inspired this post

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This is just plum ridiculous!

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

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Then who did the surgery on my son??

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Wizard, cease casting your aging spells upon me. My bones are already so brittle…

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

Beat me to it! I was gonna guess it as well. Purely by the HUD