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Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Its your duty to take care of the young791·5 days agoreal and wholesome :’)
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay (n=241)11·6 days agoFake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations
Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where to find a girlfriend like her!?10·12 days agoOutside, where grass is real and may be touched
The call is coming from inside the call
xkbx@startrek.websiteto simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•so uh what's your favorite type of sprinklerEnglish0·1 month agoI don’t like the idea of Milhouse being in two shitposts in one day
I don’t understand. I’ve followed the instructions in the post but I still don’t have ramen
Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.
Source: I made it up