Depends.

How big is the Katamari at this point? If we’re talking starting size, I just need a good pair of boots and a moment to get stompin’. Sure, stepping on that thing might suck, but the Prince is tiny.

If we’re bringing him up to my size… That fucker can roll up a tank. Weapons would just add to the density of the Katamari. I’m taking a week to dig myself a hole to hide in, and praying it’s deep enough to hide until he forgets about me, or he’s so large he rolls up landmasses. At that point, we’re all getting turned into a star.

An alchemist running a potion shop?

Well, assuming he’s just an alchemist/merchant, he probably has little combat experience, so if I am careful to avoid poison, acid, and explosive potions, I think a well placed gunshot anywhere above the belt will do it. Just gotta make sure it sticks before they can use a Healing potion. At least guns outrange thrown potions I’m sure. I just have to pick a place that’s wide open with little cover and long distances. Even if they use a levitation potion, I could get a shot in on them in the air.

Farming Simulator? Fae Farm? Probably try to run them over with a harvester.

Minecraft Steve, with fully enchanted netherite everything and golden apples. But I’m actually fortunate in this case as being on deployment gives me access to a fully automatic rifle so, pretty good odds are in my favor.

I could have the rest of my life to prepare and it wouldn’t matter, that motherfucking psychopath has turned so many gods into guns its ridiculous.

LVL 41 sandevistan-katana build. I’ll tattoo nice clean line to my neck for easier slice

A machete to cut a climbing rope and some good hand-stompin’ boots to prevent the main character from Jusante from climbing.

Therion from Valfaris…damn…that dude slays everything. I’m not going to prepare or even try to run. He will fuck me up. At least I will have an epic metal death.

Jacket from hotline Miami. I’m pretty fucked

Gears 5. I guess I’m fighting Kait- I’m in bad shape rn so I’m going to get rekt regardless of whether it is a fist fight or a gun fight; it’s just GGz for me, dog.

The last game I played is slay the spire. I don’t think I stand a chance against any of the main character. Even with a gun they could have intangible and not care.

I am doing a merchant cosplay, putting a large pile of gold in their path, and putting out the items that are premium in game out. Hopefully they won’t question it.

Well, last game I played was FH5, and my character has a metal prostetic arm and leg, so I guess his kicks and punchs must HURT.

If it was the last game I finished, well, I’ll just enjoy my last week, I have no hope to take on a armed to the teeth Starborn

It’s Baldur’s gate 3, so based off my experience alll I really need is to get some friends together and just bum rush them

My Elden Ring character uses Godslayer greatsword so I’m fucked.

Find a more peaceful way to die