Step 1. Catch a pokémon

Step 2. Lose battle against young self.

Step 3. Give them some money and send them on their way.

Could be a lot worse.

The last game I played is slay the spire. I don’t think I stand a chance against any of the main character. Even with a gun they could have intangible and not care.

I am doing a merchant cosplay, putting a large pile of gold in their path, and putting out the items that are premium in game out. Hopefully they won’t question it.