• neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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    8 days ago

    Lucky for you, I am educated in the finest medicine the 18th century has to offer; Have you considered opium? It really helps, and it has no adverse effects.*

    *: These quacks with their fancypants modern medical degrees claim there are plenty of adverse effects, but if they’re so good, how come the secretary of health despise them so much? Checkmate, big pharma.