

Dvorak phone when? Preferably with compose key in place of caps lock, but it’s not vital.
And for fucks sake, give us an ISO option. I’m not claiming one is superior over the other, but most of the world have used ISO their entire lives and absolutely detestable ANSI.

















Business idea: Scissorerscossorlift. It’s a regular scissor lift, but marketed towards lesbians. Maybe it comes with a bundled CD of Scissor Sisters, just for that extra pandering to a market I know nothing about.