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There was a reference in Discovery season one or two to SQL, as if it was cool. Sigh.
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@ZenkorSoraz To paraphrase a developer from the ‘80s: “I don’t know what the language of the future will look like, but I know it will be called Fortran.”
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Lisp. All is Lisp.
Data’s entire consciousness was written as an Emacs package.
Klingons program in Brainfuck. A Warrior’s Language!
Vulcans exclusively use APL.
The F in Ferengi stands for Fortran.
Python is banned across the known galaxy. If your race is discovered using it, your planet is immediately bombarded until the entire crust is molten.
Cardassians use Haskell because they’re evil.
Pakleds use scratch
Are you sure? They might have learned something then. Or did they get stuck with a turtle-logic compiler instead?
C. It is eternal.
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Yeah, my C programs too tend to randomly evolve sentience.
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