If your net worth is a positive number, you are doing pretty good… that’s an intensely depressing thing to say, but it’s the truth in a lot of places.
My net worth is a substantially negative number at the moment, as I have far more debt than my assets are worth. I should be breaking even soon, maybe when I’m 45.
Why would people pay for somebody to take their net? Even if they weren’t using it at all?
But seriously, don’t ever take the fuckery your society does to you as a personal failure.
looks at bank account
Uhhhhh…
At least that guy has a net. He can catch large number of fish, and then sell the fish at a farmers market.
Unfortunately, someone gave me a fish instead, so I can only eat for a day.
Punch line should be “It has holes in it”.
“That’s it” sounds like it’s not much, so he should try to explain why it’s not more.
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